Lest we might laugh at ourselves......should we be brazen enough to laugh at the world... for we are born into the one... we then help to perpetuate......
Dissociated pressure Headline 1/28/10
Obama suggests that congress and senators
Pay him extra as a substitute health club trainer.
During his state of the union address last evening, President Obama made those in attendance
Sit and stand and sit and stand a record number 62 times. He made them clap 81 times and
Almost had the people present do cartwheels and jumping jacks.” He was a cross between
Richard Simmons and "My Wii Fit” said a 77 year old senior senator from Georgia,
Sen. Charles Rectangle said that” with last nights workout he will skip the DC gym this week
and totally forget about looting some Haitian drug store on the weekend”, Which inspired
the President to ask the people of congress and the house, to “kick in some benjamins”
towards the “health care prevention measures fund” as an example to the American public.
James O'Keefe Sent Home To Mommy And Daddy.
James O'Keefe, the 25-year-old conservative filmmaker, is ordered to live with his parents until the preliminary hearing set for Feb. 13th, where he is accused of screwing with phones in Democratic Sen. Mary Landrieu's New Orleans office.
I Yei, Yei......stuck living with your parents would make any felon cringe.....worse than the ten year sentence in the big house, if convicted of farking with their phones......
O'Keefe's only comment came through Twitter, where he wrote, "I am a journalist. The truth shall set me free."
Well buddy, I'll just tell you...The truth might set you free, but the Democrats will lock you up!!
Nancy Pelosi's Now Plans to Pass Gas as a new Health Care flatulence Reform.
After President Obama's slight-on-details, shoddy proposal in his State of the Union to passing gas to reform health care, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said unequivocally today that Congress will pass even greater amounts of flatulence for health care reform this year. She also described a process in which smaller eruptions will be moved through Congress quickly while the House and Senate continue to negotiate differences between their two gaseous reform health bills. She will announce the smaller fixes as soon as Democrats have decided which anti gas measures to pull out of the major gaseous reform bills."Our bowels are moving on many fronts, in fact, any front we have" she said. "If we go through the gate and the gates closed, we'll hang out and go over the fence. If the fence is too high, we'll pole vault to the top and go. If that doesn't work we'll parachute it in. We're going to get a gas health care reform and pass gas for the American people." The strategy of passing smaller pieces of lumpy flatulence legislation has emerged as negotiations between the House and Senate which have become bogged down in more gaseous fights over who will pay for gas reform and the gaseous framework for a new health care flatulence marketplace. Less controversial issues have become captive to winning approval for a exclusive flatulence bill overall.
Despite her insistence that comprehensive flatulence will pass, she said the House is not prepared to accept the Senate's burst as it is. "We're not talking about minor squeaks," she said, "We talking about huge blasts more serious than that."
In parting, Ms. Pelosi said she really got a shit job when she took this position under the President......
We say it serves her quite nicely!
NOW.......On a serious note......
A young physician by the name of Dr. Starner Jones recently sent a two-paragraph letter to the White House, which accurately puts the blame on a "Culture Crisis" instead of a "Health Care Crisis". It's worth a quick read:
Dear Mr. President: During my shift in the Emergency Room last night, I had the pleasure of evaluating a patient whose smile revealed an expensive shiny gold tooth, whose body was adorned with a wide assortment of elaborate and costly tattoos, who wore a very expensive brand of tennis shoes and who chatted on a new cellular telephone equipped with a popular R&B ringtone. While glancing over her patient chart, I happened to notice that her payer status was listed as "Medicaid"! During my examination of her, the patient informed me that she smokes more than one costly pack of cigarettes every day and somehow still has money to buy pretzels and beer. And, you and our Congress expect me to pay for this woman's health care? I contend that our nation's "health care crisis" is not the result of a shortage of quality hospitals, doctors or nurses. Rather, it is the result of a "crisis of culture", a culture in which it is perfectly acceptable to spend money on luxuries and vices while refusing to take care of one's self or, heaven forbid, purchase health insurance. It is a culture based in the irresponsible credo that "I can do whatever I want to because someone else will always take care of me". Once you fix this "culture crisis" that rewards irresponsibility and dependency, you'll be amazed at how quickly our nation's health care difficulties will disappear.
Respectfully,
STARNER JONES, MD
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