As reported from various news media sources in Sacramento, City workers in the California capital blame the state's bird-repelling speakers for driving crows to defecate outside City Hall. Sacramento city maintenance worker Danny Williams said the birds that make nightly visits to do their business on the sidewalks, porches, vehicles and statues outside City Hall came to the area because they were driven away from the nearby California Environmental Protection Agency State building by speakers playing predatory bird sounds, The Sacramento Bee reported Friday."The birds got scared over there, so they came over to our City trees," Williams said. "And it gets really frustrating. You clean and clean, and the next day, its back. If I had all day, I still wouldn't get it all." City officials said they are considering measures to divert the birds away from official buildings, but budget issues may prevent them from installing a sound system similar to the one employed by the state building. Another suggestion from a New York boy is this. Bring in some of those big, ugly fisher cats in to saunter around where these birds roost. If those birds don't scatter simply from seeing the fisher cat...once that blood curdling scream is released to echo miles around, they should positively take flight then!
The truth is that it is often wondered why the Sacramento City officials cannot create a plan that would do some real justice and invoke true karma , as to send these filthy flying poo bags to a place where they might better fit in, namely Washington D.C. Now here is a place where public defecation is mostly oral and does not affect the many historic statues that litter the city. It is a place where "guano" talks and others walk! A place where the elected vultures, and other avian predators circle the carrion daily , picking clean the bones of those less fortunate, who might honestly be left behind like Evan Byah.
U.S. Rep. Mike Pence of Indiana at CPAC made no apologies for trying to stop President Obama's agenda in Congress, telling conservative activists he proudly wears the "Party of No" label that Democrats have tried to pin on Republicans. "Some folks like to call us the 'Party of No,' " Pence said during his speech Friday. "Well, I say 'No' is way underrated here in Washington, D.C. Sometimes 'No' is just what this town needs to hear." U.S. Rep. Steve King of Iowa followed Pawlenty and fired up the crowd by declaring that Obama has "lost his mojo."
"He had more mojo than any president that I remember when he was inaugurated a year and a month ago. But now, the master-mesmerizer has lost his mojo," King said to rousing applause. "And if we stand our ground as constitutional conservatives, he's not going to get it back." Over the past 12 months, Republicans have seen the political tide turn: Obama's approval rating has dropped below 50 percent; several congressional Democrats have announced they will retire at the end of the year and Brown took the seat once occupied by Sen. Ted Kennedy, the liberal lion of Massachusetts for more than four decades. So it is with great hope that the people in charge of the city of Sacramento , find a way to send the dung dropping wings of prey , to Washington D.C. were they will fit in much better than where they are now. Get me one of those ugly fisher cats....
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